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Blog, Humor Writing June 2, 2013 November 26, 2019

How a Writer Fails 9th Grade English

Failing 9th grade G&T English was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done. Well, right up until the dozens of more-embarrassing things I’ve done…

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Blog, Cloud, Mobile May 13, 2013 July 14, 2016

This is Why People Aren’t Buying Windows Phones

I’ve been in California for 18 months now, and I’ve yet to see a SINGLE Windows Phone in a consumer’s hands. Seriously. The few…

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Blog, Humor Writing December 2, 2012 November 26, 2019

How annoying are your Facebook updates?

Most of your friends’ Facebook updates are painfully annoying. You’d unfriend them, but fear they’d be upset. And besides, you don’t know how. Everyone…

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Blog, Mobile November 6, 2012 November 26, 2019

My First Week Without a Nokia

Just paid my first phone bill in ten years. TEN!! And AT&T wants $115 of my not-so-hard earned money. $115!! Is this what you…

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Blog, Mobile October 27, 2012 November 26, 2019

Who is Fake Stephen Elop?

It’s not me. Though I’ve been accused of it several times. I take it as the ultimate compliment my colleagues, and security team.  But…

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Blog, Humor Writing October 1, 2012 November 26, 2019

How my book’s cover was designed

My book has a couple 1-star ratings on Amazon. Both reviewers admittedly didn’t read it, but judged the book by its cover… I have…

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Blog, Humor Writing September 20, 2012 November 26, 2019

My Top 10 Apple iOS6 Maps jokes

Consumers and the media love to hate Apple, especially when they screw up, like they did with the release of Maps for iOS6. Few…

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Blog, Featured July 11, 2012 July 14, 2016

Nokia’s social media veteran in search of killer brand

I was standing on a burning platform and jumped into the North Sea. Well, I was pushed, but I screamed “CANNONBALL!!!” Nine incredible years…

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Blog, Humor Writing April 14, 2012 November 26, 2019

What people say about my book, and how I interpret it.

I’m truly humbled that someone spent hours of their day reading my writing. And I love nothing more than to hear people’s thought’s on…

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Your $3 million viral video didn’t go viral – now what!?
Blog, Humor Writing April 10, 2012 November 26, 2019

Your $3 million viral video didn’t go viral – now what!?

The Old Spice guy…The Chiptole farmer…The Paris Hilton Hotels sex tape. Viral videos. They’re the ultimate marketing campaign. Spend your company’s entire marketing budget…

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